This is MC profile page for the 13FSS.  Here you can uncover our deepest secrets, know our inner-thoughts, and peer into our very soul.  So, let's get started shall we?

 

Enforger

Country of Origin: Germany Favorite Alkaline Earth Metal: Beryllium (Be) Favorite Book: Bankruptcy and Insolvency Accounting, 6th Edition Favorite Preserved Meat: Pickled Pigs Feet Favorite Drumming Rudiment: Paradiddle Car: 1971 Chevy El Camino

 

Imperial YT

Middle Name: Smapdi Favorite Treaty of the 18th Century: Peace of Utrecht Favorite Verb Tense: Present Subjunctive Favorite Body System: Lymph System Favorite Poop Container: Colostomy Bag Number of Times Propositioned by Buxom Young Women: 0

 

Judge Penis

Favorite Prime Number: 692969 Favorite Hair Cut: Mullet (like you had to ask) Favorite Thespian: Ellen DeGeneres Favorite Roman Emperor: Vitellius (69 AD - 69 AD) Favorite Sexual Piccadillo: Necro Bestial Butt Sex Graves Desecrated to Date: 12

 

MC Emphysema

Favorite Blind, Deaf, Mute born in 1880: Helen Keller Favorite Beverage: Clamato Favorite Movie: Street Trash Favorite Artist: Art Frahm Favorite Thought: Fluffy Pink Bunnies Frolicking Among Wildflowers Number of Times Has Hit Rock Bottom: 43

 

MC Meat

Favorite Skin Ailment: Psoriasis Favorite Plague of Passover: Locusts Favorite Part on a Swiss Army Knife: Toothpick Favorite French Playwright and Satarist: Moliere Favorite Kitchen Device: The Ronco Electric Food Dehydrator (makes great jerky!) Number of Times Applied Icy-Hot to Penis: 1